1) Oh no you di’int, you know I am a jealous bitch, you go cheating on me and I will unfriend you.
2) Don’t be going all arts and crafts up in here, that totally doesn’t look like me anyway.
3) You best not be talking smack about me around to all your little friends, I’ll smack you all as soon as look at you.
4) You know I gots to be sleeping off a hangover on Sunday, don’t call or text or nothing.
5) Your parents are cool, they let us drink over there that one time and they let me crash when I was drunk and Tommy dumped me for that skank.
6) What, you some kind of killer? Please, back that shit down and step off before I school you.
7) Don’t you go catting around, I will catch you and I will slut-shame you, bet on it.
8) Oh, you’re a thug now because you have sticky fingers? Put that back before store security sees you.
9) Don’t be a lying sumbitch, nobody likes a liar.
10) See all that cool shit next door? That ain’t yours, best be looking to your own shit.